Detractor 

Something DSPGaming likes to shout every time he gets slightly criticized.

“DOOD THIS FUCK IS A DETRACTOR IM ALWAYS RIGHT SEND ME BITS!”

Detractor by FunnyDank June 23, 2018

Detractor 

A sad neckbeard who is obsessed with a man he wants to angry hatefuck: namely DarkSydePhil.

"Behold! I just made a 3 hour video about another neckbeard eating a sandwich. I'm the most awesome detractor ever! Now where's my Nobel prize, bitches?"

Detractor by stiffkittenbabelfish October 8, 2021

Detractor 

While typically a normal word in daily conversation about politics or day to day people, referring to someone who has ‘detractors’ on a online format may suggest that the person who has ‘detractors’ is a lowcow or is a early sign of someone achieving lowcow status.

WingsOfRedemption has many detractors. so does Boogie2988!

Detractor by Facepuncher74 April 20, 2025

cigarette destructor 

Somebody who is a true-blue total cigarette fiend -- that is, somebody who smokes way, way, WAY too many of these things.

"Destructor" because the act of lighting & smoking a cig quite literally destroys it.

Josh is a total cigarette destructor; he can destroy as many as eighty five of the little fuckers in a single day!

cigarette destructor by Telephony February 21, 2013

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

destructorama 

Action porn. When big, testosterone-laden action movies have all the editing beats of a sex film. Dialogue is delivered with fake enthusiasm, followed by bursting gunfire, theatrical chases, and the inevitable big-bang finale.

Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay’s latest blockbuster destructorama has all their usual trademarks.

destructorama by Count3D July 17, 2007

wet-o-wheel detector 

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

wet-o-wheel detector by xxxsecretg September 19, 2008