derectory 

A booklet listing da most virile studs in da area who are both "willing" and able to "get it up" easily and reliably.

You don't need a derectory to find an eager sex-god to share your pillow... just dress in a skimpy outfit and wiggle yer ass/boobs at prospective dudes whom you meet around town, and see if said hunks get a visible hard-on.

derectory by QuacksO February 15, 2020

Director Hugo V. 

Director Hugo V Is a music video director out of Los Angeles California and is a graduate of the prestigious University of Southern California.

Early in his career he was dubbed as "The King of Street Videos" and is now currently being referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" . His style is heavily influenced by the likes of Quentin Tarantino, Sam Raimi, Oliver Stone and Italian director Sergio Leone.

His video "Los Angeles" by B-Real of Cypress Hill was nominated for a Los Angeles Music Award and enjoyed wide success on the internet with more than 1 million views.

Currently resides in Los Angeles and is working on a highly anticipated project with Frank Lucas Jr the biological son of 70's Harlem drug king piin Frank Lucas Sr as portrayed by Denzel Washington in the biopic American Gangster.

Director Hugo V.'s style of directing is like a high octane union between Sam Raimi and Quentin Tarantino.

Director Hugo V. by V38 July 4, 2009

Director Hugo V

A Mexican/American music video director referred to as "The Quentin Tarantino of Music Videos" in reference for his filming style. Also called "The King of Street Videos". Best known for his independent work on "Sliding In The Whip" and "Los Angeles", two music videos with Latino rapper B-Real of Cypress Hill.

That music video's filming, pacing and editing is reminiscent of Director Hugo V.'s style.

Director Hugo V by Lestat70 March 27, 2009

wet-o-wheel detector 

Wet-O-Wheel Detector ~or~ WOW Detector:
Fictitious measuring device or instrument referenced when determining the level of sexual excitement & arousal in a woman. Commonly used in speech amongst females as a barometer to score or articulate the level of attractiveness of a man.

"What do you think of Michael?"
"He measures an 8.5 on my Wet-O-Wheel Detector"
"Yeah, well I've seen Micky naked; he's a 10 on the WOW-D"

wet-o-wheel detector by xxxsecretg September 19, 2008

nigger detector

Every person has one. Your EARS! when feel you feel the bass from 50 feet away coming from a persons car, you can generally assume the person in it is african american or just a wigger.

(Loud ass Bass sound)
1: what the hell?
2: Nigger alert, nigger alert
1: what?
2: my nigger detector is going insanse right now!
1: OMG! you were right there they are in that car with the loud ass bass coming down the street.

nigger detector by nhboyz March 26, 2011

Band Director 

One who conducts a middle/high school or college band. Yes it's true they like to tell lame jokes but most band kids like that weird humor anyway. Give em a break. Some of these directors are serious to the point of craziness. Band directors really try and are usually nice people, unless they don't give a shit about the band. Then they just suck. Very busy these band directors are.

The trumpet section was up the band director's ass but he helped them with their rhythms and they thanked him.

The band director was near death listening to the 20 piccolos but gathered the patience to get them all in tune.

My band director is awesome- he can be a real nazi on the field when he has to, and the next minute he's your bff.

Band Director by viel Larm um nichts~ August 4, 2009

Bullshit Detector

A hypothetical, mental device that represents a person's ability to detect deception, dishonesty, corruption, fraud, insincerity, hypocrisy and falsity in others. A person with a "built-in bullshit detector" usually knows when someone else is lying, or putting on a false front for appearances. These people are not easily conned, coerced, lied to, tricked or manipulated because their "bullshit detector" allows them to avoid falling prey to such things. These people are also often slightly cynical, extremely perceptive, intuitive, shrewd and just generally highly intelligent.

Disagreeing with someone or something doesn't mean you have a "bullshit detector". A lot of people think they possess a "bullshit detector", because they dislike or complain about a lot of things, or enjoy sharing their, often unpopular, opinions (in all caps) online. In reality, these people just have opinions, they are not actually good at detecting deception. In fact, they are probably more likely to be victims of the very same bullshit that someone who actually has a bullshit detector, is trying to make them aware of, but due to their reactionary natures, obtuseness, and lack of bullshit-detecting capabilities, they are either unwilling or incapable of accepting that they've been bullshitted on.

Example 1: Nellie's new boyfriend tried very hard to make us all think he was a good guy, but I wasn't at all surprised when he turned out to be an abusive asshole, because my bullshit detector went off the moment I met him.

Example 2: If all Americans possessed built-in bullshit detectors, half of them wouldn't have elected a sociopathic , pathological liar and conman in 2016.

Example 3: If I'd had a bullshit detector, I wouldn't have fallen in love with a narcissist who ended up swindling me for every penny I had. She even stole my Starbursts!

Example 4: "I stopped hanging out on Facebook when all the gossip, drama, backstabbing, fake news, fake bitches saying fake shit, ass-kissing, bullying and pandering for popularity, caused my bullshit detector to overheat and then it exploded. So now I have no way of avoiding all that bullshit and it's just not worth it.

Dialogue Example:
Jenna: Hi Lydia! Wanna hang out with me and my girl-squad?

Lydia: Naw, my bullshit-detector is telling me you're a garbage person and I would regret it.

Bullshit Detector by PlanetCharnBaby July 10, 2017