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Despicable Me 

A movie containing a villain named Gru, 3 orphan girls with weird ass name, and yellow minions that assemble on que.
Also, probably the best movie ever made. A cinema adventure filled with evil villains, freeze guns, girl-scout cookies, and fluffy unicorns.
-"Did you see Despicable me?"
--"Of course, I brought my unicorn with me!"
-"Neat-o"
Despicable Me by UnicornMaster July 27, 2010

Despicable me 2

Despicable me 2 is the greatest film of all time”

“Azelin stop jerking off to despicable me 2”
Despicable me 2 by Sober_Blam April 19, 2023

Despicable Me 2

Despicable Me 2 is a comedy movie and is a sequel to Despicable Me. The story is about Gru joining the Anti Villain League with his new partner Lucy to take down a Drug Lord. The movie won the title of 3rd best selling movie in the box office in 2013.
Despicable Me 2 by Sober Blam April 25, 2023

The Despicable Me 

Using someones dildo as a lightsaber in a kids fight. Prefferably used.
Kendrik: "Yo Usain Cheatin'!"
Usain: "No I am just being The Despicable Me"
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019