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Desperacity Climax 

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.
Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

Desperality 

The state of mind of being so desperate, that nothing else matters.
Her Desperality was pretty high tonight !

desperacity 

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.
We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.
desperacity by jihad1 January 8, 2012

Desperality 

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
Desperality by duckba December 10, 2015

Desperousity 

State of being desperate
I felt his desperousity when he couldn’t go to the show
Desperousity by Not a doctor! October 1, 2019

Desperivity 

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills
Desperivity by anonymous May 30, 2025