Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax
Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.