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Desperivity 

Desperivity (n.)
The raw, unfiltered state of being desperately, hopelessly obsessed or fixated on something or someone to a borderline embarrassing and questionable degree — often accompanied by poor life choices, late-night impulses, and the uncontrollable urge to justify your shameful desires to anyone within earshot.
The Rock desperivity hit peak levels when he spent his entire paycheck on workout pills
Desperivity by anonymous May 30, 2025
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desprisity 

adj. used to describe something that of or pertaining to desperation.
I mean Sigma Chi? It reeks of desprisity.
desprisity by HottMesss March 15, 2010

Desperacity Climax 

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.
Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax

Desperality 

The state of mind of being so desperate, that nothing else matters.
Her Desperality was pretty high tonight !

desperativity 

Action one does while being desperate.
She only go out and hooks because she suffers from desperativity
desperativity by That Ted Coleman January 7, 2019

Desperititus

When your so desperate for friends or romance, ect. that you make up people and their imaginary lives to convince other's they really do have a life.
Friend: "My boyfriend just got a myspace!"
Friend's Friend: "Oh really, I'll go look at it. Hey - wait, he's only got two friends: you and Tom. I think you have a case of desperititus!"
Desperititus by kaylaandfreakinjenna December 28, 2008

desperacity 

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.
We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.
desperacity by jihad1 January 8, 2012
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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