designated walker

A designated walker(like a designated driver) is the person in a group who has to remain mostly sober so they are able guide back their friends to their place. A DW usually works best in city like NYC where you can walk anywhere you want to go

Last night we were planning on getting drunk uptown so we decided to make John the designated walker so we didn't get lost or robbed

designated walker by drunkfrosh October 17, 2009

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Designated Walker

Similar to the designated driver He/she is the brave, daring, sober soul that will risk the potential of projectile vomit and police confrontation when you stumble and fall on your face just to make sure your sloppy, drunk ass gets back to your dorm/house/apartment in one un-raped piece.

Paul's the Designated Walker...check out the New Balances

Ok, I have to stop and Johnson Hall...then Peterson Hall...then we'll get to your room.

Designated Walker by Uncleruck April 26, 2008

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Designated Walker

1) The guy that has to walk a girl home so she doesn't get raped or stalked by random dudes that are sketchy.

2) {The} Defender from the designated stalker. (Part of jingle - See example)

1) Going to get plastered?

2) Nah man. Not trying to get hangovers Besides if i go out i have to watch out for the girl ill be with, theres some creeps here

1) Designated walker?

2) Designated anti creeper?
1) Designated walker - defender from the designated stalker. ©2011

Designated Walker by EnragedHavoc October 10, 2011

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Designated Walker

To be the sober one walking all the drunk people home.

Amy, Hannah, Lauren and Ashley went to a party in town. The designated walker(s) were Ashley and Lauren. Amy and Hannah decided to leave the party but were to drunk to walk home alone, so the designated walker(s) (Lauren and Ashley) walked them home.

Designated Walker by amybroook April 22, 2014

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DW (Designated Walker)

One who makes sure that people who are under the influence walk to their destinations safely

To get back to the hotel safely, Tricia is our DW (designated walker)

DW (Designated Walker) by trishfish526 May 16, 2011

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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