Deseri

Desire she can be very cute at times I’m beautiful if you are in love with her she is a hard worker and will make you think that she really loves you but in all reality she only loves herself I will only love herself and usually always treat her men inferior she is only it for her own gane She is very good at getting what she wants but when she has it she could care less about how she treats it Once it is hers if you know it Desiree you probably have gotten your heart broken by her and are still sad and she is some we’re off with somebody else and could care less about you or the person she’s with currently if you know it Desiree make sure never to believe her because she is a very big liar also and she doesn’t know how to say anything that is true so stay away from Desiree because if you’re planning on playing Her trust me she has already played you many times

(Boyfriend ) Deseri baby you make me feel unimportant an I feel like I am doing everything for you to be happy an you could care less about my Happiness . I wish you could pay more Attention to me an respect me a little bit

(Deseri) WELL IM SORRy that you feel that way ! Maybe you should feel different then talk to me . Idk why ur so Sensitive all the time anyways did you get my my CRUSHED ICE

by Hood angle January 19, 2022

Deseri

A succubus. A female that sucks the life out of every being she interacts with.

His ex is a complete Deseri!

by Widowmaker79 June 20, 2021

desert jellies

According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.

"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.

by potato goddess September 29, 2020

two identical rocks in the desert

Literally the funniest thing you could ever see. It’s even funnier than a scientist who has turned himself into a pickle. However, old people usually don’t understand why this is so funny.

Two identical rocks in the desert: “exist”
Jotaro: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kakyoin:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Polnareff: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by Notmyrealname69420 September 23, 2020

Desert Goggles

When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.

Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.

by RedRocket02 April 4, 2010

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

Desert Rat

Someone who was born, raised, or has most of their life in the desert and is proud of where they come from because of the beauty the desert holds. Most associated with people for the Southwest; such as Western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and parts of SoCal.

She moved to Portland, but will always be a desert rat at heart.

by Victoriaa33 September 28, 2017