A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.
Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
Get the Derptheria mug.A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.
Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023
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