Derptheria 

A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.

Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.

Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.

Derptheria by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023

Derptheria 

A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.

Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.

Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.

Derptheria by Tonkadonka August 5, 2023

derptheist 

An atheist or agnostic who doesn't know the basic scientific theories as to why intelligent design cannot exist.

"Joe is a derptheist. He cannot even explain the Big Bang and why God is implausible."

derptheist by Amy_S March 27, 2019

Derpthroat 

To perform oral sex foolishly or without trying.

She gave him a derpthroat after eating the burrito, as promised.

Derpthroat by Ceeloveee September 1, 2018

Deptherior

Deptherior (noun/adj): A person who lives intensely within their own mind; a creative thinker who finds more comfort in their vast inner world than in the outside chaos.

**Example 1:**
"She is a deptherior, always lost in her thoughts, creating entire worlds in her mind."

**Example 2:**

"He doesn't talk much in groups, but his deptherior nature shows in the way he understands people deeply."

Deptherior by ThinkerX January 28, 2026