A medical condition characterized by being incredibly derpy (aloof, ungainly, uncoordinated, unlucky, cattawompas or some other severely goofy affliction) to the point where it affects someone’s life significantly. Unlike Derptheria, the person with derpism is instrumental in derpyness.
Huell’s derpyness keeps them from traveling by car, nearly choked to death last time putting on the seatbelt.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
Tony’s Derpism prevents him from peeing standing upright, somehow he always will manage to pee all over himself, the toilet seat, the sink and the ceiling. Tony needs to sit or use a catheter.
by Tonkadonka August 05, 2023
Being such a perpetrator of the derp and lifestyle therein: someone has created a sometimes temporary, sometimes chronic and extreme black hole of derpyism in their vicinity.
Contagious, splattering derpy energy that causes immediate derpy filled chain reactions radiating in all directions.
Contagious, splattering derpy energy that causes immediate derpy filled chain reactions radiating in all directions.
Luther really fell ill with derphorrea when he wore sandal sox on the wrong feet. His roommate soon sneaze-cough-snorted up his morning oj shortly thereafter.
by Tonkadonka August 05, 2023
A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.
Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 05, 2023
A condition wherein someone is a derp magnet. Through unexplainable and often unfortunate happenstance this person bears the brunt of all derpy instances around them, a derpy black hole.
Ted is stricken with derptheria, though seemingly underpy himself, every time he goes out for ice cream, the scooper drops his scoop right on the floor - especially if it’s the last scoop.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
Kyle doesn’t own or even go near cats, yet somehow, he’s always covered in cat hair.
by Tonkadonka August 05, 2023