Derpman 

Derpman is the only man with derp powers. He simply derps his enemies to death. One day Clark Wayne was walking down the street when he derped off a cliff into a vat of radioactive waste. He then get out cleaned himself and the derp god gave him derp powers.

Robber 1: were totally gonna rob this place!
Robber:2 Oh no! Its Derpman!
They shot eachother

Derpman by It's me, Derpman April 19, 2014

Derpmates 

A variation of the word teammates, a Derpmate is the kind of player you encounter 99% of the time on Xbox Live or Playstation Network while playing first-person shooters. Derpmates are generally poorly skilled at the game, fail to follow directions, and generally just make the game un-playable and not fun, by constantly dying and screwing up while you're trying to get them to do the god damn Shangri-la Easter Egg!

Why Treyarch did you make an Easter Egg that requires four players, then match me up with three Derpmates!!!
by AnnoyedXbox360Guy on Jul 8, 2011

Derpmates by AnnoyedXbox360Guy July 9, 2011

depman

A fucking unit. His heart compensates for his penis size.

Ayo look, it’s Depman!

Holy shit.

depman by Patman September 15, 2021

derman

a strong and bold male name. also it's rare. probably he is a boss.

derman is a boss.

derman by avantgard October 6, 2020

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo

Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense

DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019

derpcannon 

A large-caliber, short-barreled firearm (by comparison to others used in similar ways) meant for creating carnage at spitting range and virtually useless at longer ranges. Examples include shotguns, most submachine guns, and on AFVs, a direct-fire mortar or a howitzer/gun (as opposed to the typical rifle or smoothbore gun).

Your rifle makes holes in things at long ranges where my derpcannon can't hit them, but my derpcannon utterly destroys them.

derpcannon by Thou_Dog June 19, 2011

DerpAnimation

Why are you here?
Better disappear
This isn't a good site if you're under 18
Definitions all written while on caffeine
I'm not gonna lie
Gonna say it applies
I'm writing this as I sip on my diabetes
I mean Starbucks, sorry sweeties
But the point is DerpAnimation is some guy
He makes random animations on the fly
He's some stranger on the internet

He might like some things that get you upset
You don't know him and he doesn't know you
So don't search him up on Google, Bing or Yahoo

Person 1: Wow, he got attention for making trash?
Person 2: I think that's DerpAnimation
Person 1: Ah, makes sense

DerpAnimation by Derpoz March 3, 2019