Derpix

A jerk that wont tell you his real name so you are forced to call him Derpix.

Random Dude: How do you spell your name?
Derpix: D E R P I X

by iAmDefinitelyNotCHN September 23, 2017

Derping

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

Derping

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

by BobbyPink December 3, 2020

derping

Scared and coughing at the same time.

"During the year 2020, a lot of us were derping."

by tophfan December 3, 2020

Derpism

An incredibly stupid joke in which the only laughter comes from the person who told it. This is usually followed by an audible inhalation through the mouth, otherwise know as a Kenny.

Hater #1: Dude, did you hear that Bryant almost crapped his pants?

Hater #2: Yeah dude, I heard you had to make an emergency stop at Waffle House so he could get to a toilet!

Kenny Oliver: Hehe, yeah, we should call him Waffle House! (loud oral inhalation)

Haters 1 and 2: What a Derpism, Kenny is such a dumb fuck!

by Filthy McNasty October 23, 2005

Derpixon

Derpixon is for weebs who like hentai or beet der meat

Lets Watch Sum Derpixon To Get My White Sfthuff Out

by SkinnerDaddy April 19, 2021

derping around

1. Verb - Aimlessly wandering when you could have been doing something useful.

1. Derp: Hey man, what were u doing in the market?
Herp: Nothing man. I was just derping around.

2. Mom: Stop derping around on Facebook and study.
Son: Shut up, woman.
Mom: WHAT DID U SAY??? Herp derp.. blah blah.. blah blah.... No XBox for a week.

Son: Okay...

by gunslingerpro January 23, 2012