Deolu is a sweet handsome cute funny guy. Even though at first he may be cold but once u get to know him well u will realize that u should never let him go
Girl 1: Damnnnnn...Who's the newguy?
Girl 2: Oh you must be referring to Deolu
A delusional fan girl/boy who believes they can/will end up with their favourite idol or celebrity and invest an unhealthy amount of time and energy into said idol.
High levels of delulus are found in the following fandoms:
One Direction, Justin Bieber and various Kpop fandoms.
As the vast majority of them are teenage girls, their emotional maturity is almost always below zero and thusly cannot conceive the sheer thought of their idol feeling realhuman emotions and not actually belonging to their fans (let alone dating somebody who is not them).
Delulus often attack at the slightest hint of criticism towards their bias celebrity and are rather vicious. Note: They also have trouble separating fantasy from reality.
Commenter: It was a good performance. The last note was flat but other than that, his vocals were impressive.
Delulu: OMFG BITCH YOU DIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
To eliminate extraneous things or information, as in "It's time to declutter your life." This can apply to cleaning up a room or location, but can also apply to cleaning up computer files or removing unnecessary information from your brain or even a specific discussion. It is often used in a loose way to refer to eliminating unnecessary stressors from your life/situation, like someone talking about decluttering their life by breaking up with a significant other. It can also be spelled with a hyphen: de-clutter (decluttered, decluttering).
We need to declutter our basement before we buy anything else.
We are decluttering our basement.
I really need to break up with Joey and declutter my life.
It's time to declutter your hard drive.
The word "deflunctuation" is a parody word that can mean literally anything and is mainly used in a humorous or satirical context.
Deflunctuation is the meaning to life.
When you drop your phone you are in a moment of deflunctuation.
Gravity would not be possible without deflunctuation.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.