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declutter 

To eliminate extraneous things or information, as in "It's time to declutter your life." This can apply to cleaning up a room or location, but can also apply to cleaning up computer files or removing unnecessary information from your brain or even a specific discussion. It is often used in a loose way to refer to eliminating unnecessary stressors from your life/situation, like someone talking about decluttering their life by breaking up with a significant other. It can also be spelled with a hyphen: de-clutter (decluttered, decluttering).
We need to declutter our basement before we buy anything else.
We are decluttering our basement.
I really need to break up with Joey and declutter my life.
It's time to declutter your hard drive.
declutter by wordcritic2 May 15, 2015
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deglitter 

to get rid of mess, disorder or sensitive information from your computers hard drive or internet history.
I need to deglitter my hard drive.

My internet history could do with being deglittered.
deglitter by vanDouche October 9, 2012

College Decruiter 

An employee of a university who tries to talk someone out of enrolling at the university.
Decruiter: Looking at your high school GPA, you might want to consider going to trade school.

Prospective College Student: Man, I've just been dissed by a College Decruiter!

Decleater 

To knock someone off their cleats on to their ass in a sporting event. Such as Football.
Steven the Linebacker ended the game with a record high 15 decleaters in one game.
Decleater by BDP Big Daddy Patrick December 22, 2008

declusterfication 

Def: to undo someone elses' clusterfuck, or mess.
"I walked into work today and spent the first 4 hours in declusterfication mode: Bob had really made a clusterfuck out of things!"

"Joe had really made a clusterfuck of that situation with Mary. I felt obliged to slip into declusterfication mode, and try to fix things between them."

"I'm on my way into the ER to declusterfy since Dr. Steve has things in a clusterfuck!"
declusterfication by Kwirkdon79 October 10, 2014

Emotional decluttering 

The process of ritual cleansing that we go through to clear our minds and start anew after a big life event.
Jack: hey, do you want to go out this weekend?
Sally: I cant, I'm staying home. I have a lot of emotional decluttering to do.

declusterfuctify

To loose or untangle a mass of stuff.
Velma: Vince, come here. The christmas lights are all tangled.

Vince: Let me declusterfuctify those for ya, Velma.
declusterfuctify by Ric Z. June 13, 2008