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A small town in Twente in The Netherlands. Also called "Goddelozen 'N Ham", which means "Godless Den Ham" . It was named that way because many smugglers and lowlifes passed through and lived in Den Ham centuries ago.

Today Den Ham has three churches, which is sufficient for the 6000 inhabitants. So you could almost say that Den Ham is Godly nowadays, but our heritage is celebrated still every weekend in the pubs that outnumber the churches.
Henk: Woar èns in Den Ham goaj vanoamd hen zoepm dan Gajt? (Where are you going to drink beer tonight?)
Gajt: Och, dat maakt mie niet uut jah, da week morn toch niks meer van. (Oh, i dont care, tommorow i wont remember it anyway)
Den Ham by Tsrohor October 3, 2013
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Sup den hammie 

a better way to say whats up then homie. usually said when excited about something you did. Could also use as a greeting.
I saw you spitting game to that fine girl dog

-Sup den hammie!!

Sup den hammie?

-Nothing much just chillin

Denhamation 

The act of getting a girl outrageously intoxicated, whilst maintaining a state of total sobriety, before proceeding to dominate said girl.
After pouring a pint of vodka down her throat, Steve took his lady friend upstairs for some denhamation, whilst casually sipping on his shandy.
Denhamation by getitdownyadarlin October 23, 2010

Denham's Dentifrice 

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.
Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

denham springs high school 

The worst most ghetto place with the most racists in the entire state of Louisiana full of fat fucks and gay cunts.
Jim: my school is the worst in the nation

Todd: no, nothing compares to Denham Springs High School.
Denham's are very hard to come across. You are very lucky to ever meet one. They are TERRIBLE at making jokes, but are still funny no matter how retarded the joke is. Sometimes these jokes can get him in trouble, but this is usually because people don't understand him. Deep down, Denham's are very emotional and sensitive.

Denham's are great to be around as they are kind and compassionate.
They love listening to music and making their own music. The music they listen to usually connects to how they are feeling at the moment.
Have you heard Denham's music lately? It sounds so cool.
Denham by Jane.VC October 16, 2017

Dirty Denham 

A sexual manuever preformed by inserting a sperm-soaked finger into your partners anus and thrusting forcibly.
"Honey I'm ready to take our love life to the next step. Lets try the Dirty Denham."
Dirty Denham by Clyde Donovan August 10, 2007