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Denham's are very hard to come across. You are very lucky to ever meet one. They are TERRIBLE at making jokes, but are still funny no matter how retarded the joke is. Sometimes these jokes can get him in trouble, but this is usually because people don't understand him. Deep down, Denham's are very emotional and sensitive.

Denham's are great to be around as they are kind and compassionate.
They love listening to music and making their own music. The music they listen to usually connects to how they are feeling at the moment.
Have you heard Denham's music lately? It sounds so cool.
Denham by Jane.VC October 16, 2017
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den-uh m

Noun

1. The lying asshole out of which only bullshit comes.

Origins
Old English denn ("a squalid or vile hole where one lies") + Old Norse hǫm ("a cut of meat from the hindquarters or buttock of a pig or similar livestock")

Synonyms
Anus, asshole, bang hole, bung hole, butt hole, doodie hole, fart pipe, hamflower, poop chute, pooper, puckered starfish, shit box, shit whistle, snuz, starfish, turd cutter, etc.
"That politician is a downright, double denham."
denham by Turdlock October 18, 2017

Denham's Dentifrice 

From the novel Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury,

Dentifrice is an old word for toothpaste, so when Montag hears Denham's Dentifrice, he is hearing an add for a new toothpaste.
Joe: Hey Rikki! You're teeth are so white! What toothpaste do you use?
Rikki: Thanks, Joe! I use Denham's Dentifrice

denham springs high school 

The worst most ghetto place with the most racists in the entire state of Louisiana full of fat fucks and gay cunts.
Jim: my school is the worst in the nation

Todd: no, nothing compares to Denham Springs High School.

denham springs 

there is nothing to do in denham springs, because there is a trailor every other stop sign!

denham springs freshman high 

a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts

denham stewart 

denham stewart by mateyboy June 24, 2019
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