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Demetrius Demarcus Bartholomew James lll 

He is a big brolick black dude named fucking Demetrius
And he’s also a sex offender
And is morbaly obese

Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III 

The former leader of Ohio and defender of earth, Demetrius was a young African American soldier who stumbled upon the stone of the beyonder and used it fight against the corrupt Ohio forces to defend earth in what has come to be known as the Scuffle of 1812. Demetrius ended up ruling Ohio for a great many years and eventually sent his clone back in time to complete the founding Ohio time loop that our reality is built upon. As of right now Demetrius is no longer leading Ohio and is instead spending his final years on earth as a normal human.
Teacher: "Demetrius Demarcus Cousins III saved us all from Ohio and that is why we didn't have school last week."

Student: "Yea whatever! My dad said that all of this Ohio stuff is bullshit!"

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association? 

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')
Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior 

Demetrious Demarcus Bartholomew James the third Junior is a name. He called you mean

Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr. 

Oh daddy Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.

Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr. 

Im black, and your son pruit owes me some money.
OH DADDY uuuhhhhhh Damitrius Damarcus Bartholamule james the 3rd jr.