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uncle demask

A medical condition in which the cranium swells to more than twice its normal size, resulting in an angry red color. Usually accompanied with an unquenchable desire to administer corporal punishment
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When his refund check didn't come, he went uncle demask. From that point forward no ass was safe
uncle demask by v ferragamo February 6, 2015
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burden of demascus 

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)
I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.
DeMario is firstly a heartless badass that stops at nothing to get what he desires. His pride is one of the most important things about him. His wide stance on music, culture, literature, and fitness makes him a great person to have a conversation with. A "DeMario” is often a black guy who is usually good with others.
That DeMario lives up to his name
DeMario by King Delta December 25, 2018

Pulling a DeMaio 

The act of not showing up to a rostered shift, particularly at a McDonalds store.
Pulling a DeMaio by Big SiiM April 29, 2011
Deasiah is a unique name. Deasiah can be stubborn and irratating. Deasiah is a beautiful girl everyone will like her when she get in highschool. Deasiah have a good family but some people in her family can be stubborn.
Deasiah is a girl.
Deasiah by Deasiah January 22, 2017
D:decorator

E:intelligint
A:amazing
S:smart
I:Isolatit
A: A 4 effort
you act like a deasia
Deasia by PETTY BIH February 2, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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