Also known as the T-9000. An imlay city, Michigan supercop designed for power,speed,and ass kicking action. usually seen lurking around the middle school intimidating younger males by wearing 3 inch healed black combat boots and using suggestive motioning with his hands toward the glock in his holster. deluca (or delucus as his roman warrior name) has the ability to run at speeds of over 45 mph and has a junior black belt in over 30 types of martial arts. His current kill count is somewhere around 22 crackheads, 51 gangbangers, 100+ elementary school students and 12 hispanic americans. as opposed to the other cops who have partners and use patrol cars, delucus prefers to cruise around in modified police 25 speed mountain bike capable of speeds at over 100 mph. it also has a mounted .50 caliber machine gun. delucus patrols alone.
*hapless 7th grade student* "oh god, its delucus...don't move or make a sound and we'll all be alright."
*delucus* (scowling maniacally) "is this your gum wrapper you little bitch? PICK IT UP NOW!! (pulls weapon and precedes to fire) good thing people like me are around to protect the weak and innocent."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!