Deflex 

Saying something bad in your life, so the others feel rather sorry than envy.
Works good against people who need to feel better than everyone else.

Jonah just deflexed about his drug addiction. At least my life isn't that out of control.

Deflex by Deflexinator 3000 November 10, 2020

deflex 

To scare a girl a way, it's root is the word deflect.

Most of the time it happens because you are fat/ugly and she doesn't even want to converse with you. It can also happen just by being rude.

I met this hot chick and she saw me and I deflex'ed her. :(

OMG she is so hot, she would deflex me in a second!

deflex by Rich J. May 20, 2006

Deflex 

When someone flexes with a toxic trait or a negative attitude they have while being absolutely dramatic and absurd

-wanna go out with me? everyone else is busy this weekend

=sure im alwyas people's last choice anyway , haha deflex

-my phone is not working

=is it broken?
-no but my heart is

Deflex by Lumohan July 11, 2020

Bullshit Deflector 

A useful mental resource, engaged when idiots are attempting to fill your brain with pointless crap (for example when a politician speaks).

Picard: Data, the Ferengi are at it again, time to engage the Bullshit Deflectors.

Bullshit Deflector by Teraknor April 23, 2016

Cum Deflectors 

Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.

Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!

Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!

Cum Deflectors by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011

Deflection 

When politicians come under fire for missteps or failures, they often rely on the technique of trying to shift the focus onto others. In an attempt to duck responsibility, scrutiny, accountability, they often create "scapegoats" to shift blame onto. They try to lay their failures at the feet of others or make a way to justify them. They may try to shift the debate entirely onto a completely irrelevant and different subject. One example is to make a drastic decision that completely shifts focus from the previous subject of scrutiny onto this new drastic change or subject brought into light by the government. Seen commonly by politicians and on a less refined level , regular people supporting a political party or figure in arguments or debates, or as a psychological attempt to manipulate others in regular domestic situations. In politics the tactic is entirely strategic and is arguably one of the most devious and disreputable in the eyes of honest morality and accountability, but is quite common in politics around the world.

When Soviet leaders were questioned about human rights violations in the USSR, for example, they might've come back with, "Well, what about the Negroes that you Americans are lynching in the South?" - One example of a political deflection

Deflection by Old school bossman January 2, 2021

soul deflector 

i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.

I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.

soul deflector by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007