Defenseman 

Any hockey player willing to punch a member of the opposing team in the face in order to protect their goalie

My friend is a defenseman

Defenseman by Panckae August 28, 2018

Defeneministration 

Defeneministartion has two definitions

#1 It is the act of administering a defenestration

#2 The act of defenestrating a minister

Mahomie: Man I just tossed that minister out a window!

Sarspoon: NICE! Thats a sweet defeneministration!

Defeneministration by DjMcBabe April 11, 2011

defenseagerness 

Eagerness to defend oneself against trivial events.

Johnny's defenseagerness causes him to get a knife when the doorbell rings.

defenseagerness by Dan D. Lyons June 5, 2008

defengeance 

Defending yourself (or others) by seeking revenge for something done to you (or others).

Ex. 1- Don: Jack Bauer and Batman just went on a mission to find and apprehend the crazy terrorist who bombed Gotham Los Angeles Plaza.

Bill: Yeah, they both seek defengeance for what happened. As long as the terrorist are out there we aren't safe.

Ex. 2- Whenever a member of a gang sees someone from a rival gang, he's obliged to defengeance himself. He must defend himself from a possible attack (whether immediate or in the future) by seeking vengeance on the rival gang member for all the pain the rival gang has cause him. It's a never ending cycle.

defengeance by thejumbalia January 20, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019