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Deafmented by Lerringer June 3, 2010
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neuro-defragmentation
A process that involves the systematic disintegration of the brain, often a consequence of an extremely befuddling statement or assertion, such as an ancient chinese proverb or a sentence in Latin.
Person 1: did I confuse you?
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation
Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation
Person 2: yeah i was on the brink of neuro-defragmentation
Person 1: So you say he was trying to listen to classical music whilst watching scuzz and doing a crossword in spanish at the same time?
Person 2: I'm afraid that's the truth, yes.
Person 1: Poor man, looks like a serious case of neuro-defragmentation
neuro-defragmentation by SavouryJesus July 22, 2010
defragmentation
1.The process of defragmenting your hard drive
2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live
2.The gamertag of a bad kid who cheats in Halo 2 on xbox live
Nerd-"the defragmentation process is almost complete"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"
other guy-"what the fuck are you takling about you crazy crack head"
defragmentation by CaptainPortugal July 23, 2006
Dragment
1. A feeling occupied from the individual being dragged.
2. The state of being dragged by one or multiple persons.
2. The state of being dragged by one or multiple persons.
Dragment by Wordmasher2018 April 6, 2018
defragmenter
Slightly derogatory term for psychiatrists. Can be shortened down to 'frag'. Used by intellectual bogan youths.
defragmenter by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005
defimentally
An affirmative word that goes one step beyond "definitely." Denotes that they will definitely make a mental effort towards the idea or action they have affirmed, with a humorous, uplifting tone.
defimentally by WordSmith2490 December 7, 2009
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