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Christ (Deemed to be) University 

The act of torturing someone to an extent that they are more afraid of you than death
Bro, Hitler pulled such a Christ (Deemed to be) University on Jewish people.
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deepmala 

Beautiful looking, attractive, loveable

To whom everyone wants, unique personality, whose eyes makes hypnotic who looks into it, one with gorgeous face flawless structure, one who you can never forget .
Deepmala Worlds most wanted girl with beauty inside her soul garland of lights .
deepmala by Meaaow June 4, 2019

pussy dehumidifier 

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.
Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*
pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

Dehumanized 

To deprive of human qualities such as individuality, compassion, or civility and a very great disturbed song
If I offer you my soul,
Will you carry me away?
How can I be the only one
To be dehumanized again,
Left behind
she’s soo pretty gorgeous beautiful lovely and she’s soo soo soo soo sweet she knows how to put a smile on your face especially if she loves you she knows how to take care of you she’s just one of a kind and yesyes she knows how to say beautiful jokes and make funny stuff she can make you laugh regardless of how shit your mood is and also she’s soo pretty she makes other girls look shit when she smiles oh lord that smile can just take you to different dimensions on god she’s the best غصبن عنك
oi oi whos that girl right there? any idea?

she’s deema the one and only cant you see how pretty she looks ughh
Verb: To remove the presence of semen or Cum.

The act of DeCumming can be used by removing the cum within the testicles through furious masturbation or sex.
alternately

The act of DeCumming can be used to remove Cum from hair, face, body or within the body.
i'll be over soon. Just need to DeCum.
DeCum by NotABadger77 June 23, 2017
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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