Deer in the headlights

when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.
Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!
by gwiz September 18, 2016
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Deer in the Headlights

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.
Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.
by A Retarted February 17, 2014
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[Deer in the headlights]

When two guys stand face to face looking into each others eyes and jerk each other off. (An adaptation from Dutch rudder)
by Noodles0105 February 10, 2018
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deer in my headlights

When a guy or girl is awestruck by your amazing looks
Bruh, she looked like a deer in my headlights when she saw me.
by Deemoneyraw25 April 21, 2018
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Deer in headlights

A mental state of high arousal caused by anxiety, fear, panic, surprise and/or confusion, or substance abuse. A person experiencing the "deer in headlights" syndrome often shows behavioral signs reminding those of a deer subjected to a car's headlights, such as widely opened eyes and a transcient lack of motor reactions.
Mike doesn't like cars; he's like a deer in headlights when he goes to his driving lessons.
by Erelgey June 28, 2008
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Deer in headlights

I get a deer in headlights when I ride an escalator.
by Threescore August 25, 2016
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Deer in Headlights

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse
Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.
by aggrobot August 23, 2011
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