deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

deer hoof by Char H January 11, 2006

Deer hoof

The term deer hoof is another slang that is meant to be used in the scenario that a woman’s pants are being consumed by her colossal pussy lips, original term globally known as a camel toe, but lets spice shit up a bit eh?

Kyle: Beckys ass compliments those pants so well holy fuck dude!
Cletus: You right but shit bruh she got so much ass some had to migrate to the front, look at her fucking deer hoof! That shits historical!!!

Deer hoof by XxvbuckmethodsXx January 21, 2021

Deerhoof 

A tasteful blend of swans playing bugles, various forbidden fruit (some of which are jagged), rabbit-dogs and mole-birds, pandas, pandas, pandas, mint-flavored hot air balloons, lemons, little lemons, and stab wounds caused by bananas and strawberries.

More specifically, the creative genius that is Satomi Matsuzaki, John Dieterich, Ed Rodriguez, and Greg Saunier.

- What the hell just happened?
- Deerhoof just happened.

Deerhoof by Roger Flint April 8, 2009

Deerhoof 

All things considered, the best working band in the world today. A perfect blend of pop and experimentalism, with some of the most interesting and exciting drumming recorded in recent years.

Members:

Greg Saunier - Drums
Satomi Matsuzaki - Voice, Guitar
John Dietrich - Guitar

Deerhoof are fucking brilliant.

Deerhoof by johnny two heartbeats June 7, 2006

Deerhoof 

A male version of a cameltoe. When a males pants are riding up or so tight you can see the outline of his penis.

BOB: Did you see John today?
JOHN: Yeah! He has the biggest Deerhoof.

Deerhoof by Chad Jinglehiemerschmidt April 5, 2008