Deep Vein Thrombonesis 

Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.

Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.

After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.

Deep Vein Thrombonesis by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2014

Deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis occurs when you receive damage to a vein from surgery or trauma and inflammation due to infection or injury

Or repeatedly torturing yourself by speed running just cause 3

I am going to get a deep vein thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis by Casting_couch November 6, 2021

Deep vein thrombosis

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imma speedrun Just Cause 3 until I get DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS

Deep vein thrombosis by Mr. QB March 7, 2022

Deep Vein Thrombosis

Deep vein thrombosis (DVT) occurs when a blood clot (thrombus) forms in one or more of the deep veins in the body, usually in the legs. Deep vein thrombosis can cause leg pain or swelling. Sometimes there are no noticeable symptoms. You can get DVT if you have certain medical conditions that affect how the blood clots.

100% speedrunning just cause 3 multiple times may give you deep vein thrombosis

Deep Vein Thrombosis by Blitzkriegsler August 28, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019