Decopet
A kind of small or tiny pet that does do anything more than to eat, annoy, poo and sleep. You always have to hold them on your arms or put them in a purse or backpack.
Decopet by leonallop85 August 7, 2021
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Decopatch
The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..
'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'
Decopatch by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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Decopatching
*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'
Decopatching by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
Decopatched
'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'
Decopatched by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
You've been Decopatched!
'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!
You've been Decopatched! by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
Decopatchee
'Mum, I have just received confirmation that I have been successful in becoming a Decopatchee!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'
Decopatchee by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
Decopatcher
'Oi, Sam Bailey, word on the street is, you're a newfound Decopatcher!'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'
Decopatcher by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010
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