Decopatchee 

An employee of the Decopatch company.

'Mum, I have just received confirmation that I have been successful in becoming a Decopatchee!'
'Ah, well done Son, and what a spiffing Decopatchee you will surely make!'
'Jeez Mum, thanks!'
'Yay, Decopatch!'
'Ditto!'

Decopatchee by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Decopatch

The art of decopatching, which consists of ripping up decopatch 99p sheets (76p sheets online, discluding p&p) and decorating objects with said pieces. An activity that causes exhaustion but also brings extreme pleasure and joy to the heart..

'Hi Nic, I have an urge to decopatch today, would you like to join?'
'Okay Vic, however, only on the terms that we Decopatch your knobs..'
'Spiffing!'

Decopatch by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Decopatched 

The art of Decopatch, in the past tense.

'What, pray, did you do on the yester, Wendell?'
'Pray, I Decopatched until I dropped..'
'Whooooaaaaa man, that's some epic Decopatching going on...!'

Decopatched by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

You've been Decopatched!

The art of spunking on someone and using said spunk as glossy glue for Decopatching.

'Sheila, love, you've been Decopatched! It's all down your back and titties!'
'Ahhh man, I told Jeff to cut that out!

You've been Decopatched! by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Decopatching 

The art of Decopatch, in present tense.

*ring ring, ring ring*
'Oh, hello Mother, I am currently Decopatching, would it be possible for you to call back later?'
'Ah, ofcourse soon, completely understandable...Decopatch away!'
'Cheers blud.'

Decopatching by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010

Decopatcher 

Somebody who participates in the art of Decopatch. Refer to 'Decopatch'.

'Oi, Sam Bailey, word on the street is, you're a newfound Decopatcher!'
'Keep it on the low-down, this shit will spread like a bush fire if discovered.'
'Ok, homeboy, safe.'

Decopatcher by Decopatch-r-us February 8, 2010