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decocked
When you feel like doing literally nothing all day long except fucking around all the time, even though you got work to do and you are not depressed or unhealthy.
Damn I've got three books to study and I cannot begin, I'm so decocked.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
Tomorrow it's gonna be another shitty Monday at work and I'm so decocked I'll call in sick.
decocked by er Moskoni March 14, 2023
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debockle
debockle by xoKi3rS10ox June 7, 2009
decockgestant
A cocksuckers remedy used to get rid of a bad taste in their mouth. Usually needed by men or women who constantly suck up to their boss to get ahead or feel important.
"He has been sucking up to his boss so much, he'll need some decockgestant to get the taste of his boss's cock out of his mouth."
"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.
"When she comes out from under her boss's desk, she'll need some decockgestant and some floss.
decockgestant by johnjamescecilalawishusIII September 11, 2011
decockke
The opposite of "Bukkake"- When only a singular man ejaculates onto a singular females' face, usually in a fit of rage or depression as a result of loneliness
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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