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Decide District 

A shit team with shit leaders and players and shit content. The have about 1K subboted subscribers. That is Decide District.
Decide District by Myth Kites August 31, 2017

I can't decide? 

When you find a definition on Urban Dictionary that you've never heard of but you think other people might have heard of it, so you just click this. (NOTE: Never click this when you see a definition that is a name, e.g. Michael)
I was voting for words on Urban Dictionary and I found this word called Purple Rain, I didn't know the word so I clicked the I can't decide? button.
I can't decide? by Literally Anyone February 19, 2017

i'll decide

A term that Mike uses inappropriately
"I'll decide!!!"

I can’t decide... 

When you click I can’t decide to every word added.
Friend: what about this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: this?
Me: I can’t decide...
Friend: ok..
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...
Me: I can’t decide...

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.
- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

I'll decide

A term used by people who think they are much cooler than they actually are and think they can actually affect the outcome of anything.
" Wanna have sex? I don't have to clean for the inspection. I'll decide."
"Ahh well then I'll decide to definitely not have sex with you today then. Dickdouche."
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Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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