Deception Erection 

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

Deception Erection by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

Erection Deception 

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

Erection Deception by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

erection defection 

When an erection becomes so hard it won't go down until you do something about it

Yooo broo..... I got an erection defection last night..

erection defection by Pp erectus July 9, 2019

Erection defection 

When you've sniffed something a little bit much

Ah shit! I got an erection defection babe!

Erection defection by Sesh legend inguani August 25, 2019

election dejection

what you feel when your party/candidates didn't win

being a liberal is SC is a lesson in election dejection

election dejection by moonmade November 3, 2010