Deception Erection

When ur dick bulge is big but when u whip it out it's small

My girl thought my dick was huge but then realized its was a Deception Erection.

Deception Erection by FarOutGalaxy June 23, 2018

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Erection Deception

When meeting a person online or in a video game posing as a female to get money or items, and later turns out to be a man.

John: Man, I met this girl on WoW the other night. We sexted for hours.
Rick: You mean Superhotty6969? Yeah, pretty sure that's a dude.
John: No way, I think my junk would know if it was a dude.
Rick: Sounds like erection deception to me.

Erection Deception by ZomBGrrrrl November 2, 2014

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Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011