happy birthday to the most loving beautiful human being out there. you really deserve the world. my silly little coon. you have the best personality and a great sense of humour. you never fail to put a smile on my face that’s for sure. i love talking to you so much, you make me feel so happy. i love our hugs. you holds onto me like i’m your little baby. you make me feel so safe. my home. you can sometimes be hard to talk to but i try my best. i really do. i hope the best for us. thank you so much for everything. were on our journey making new memories everyday. i wish we continue to do so and even if we can’t or don’t i’m forever grateful for the memories we did make. im glad i can say you are mine.thank you!
i love you so so much and i hope you have a blessed day you really deserve it.
xx

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december23 by fatpiggy. December 13, 2021

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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