deboning

the act of removing the subscription cards from a magazine before you read it.

by roy amos August 10, 2003

Deboning

The artistic and culinary form of taking ones penis out of a vagina after a good and deep boning whilst trying not to spill ones "love nectar" inside in order to prevent the wicked syndrome/disease "knocked-up".

"Man, I tried to debone Ms. Lizzy after pounding that puna, but ended up jizzing in her ass instead."

"He tried deboning the chicken until it pecked his nuts."

by El Libertine March 22, 2010

deboning the chicken

Slang for sex, especially if it occurs prior to mealtime, and if mealtime involves poultry, so much the better. Also can be referred to as "deboning the chicken bag", to clarify the actual act.

"Frances, Hope and I are hungry. Are you and Jeffrey done deboning the chicken? If not, hurry up and finish deboning the chicken bag, so that you can get back to cooking."

by Mike A.F. November 20, 2006

deboxing

Airing out a box boxed car; airing out marijuana smoke from a car

I’m deboxing my car after i smoke because i don’t want my mom to find out.

by Curlyfries November 20, 2017

Defoning

Apparently how Tom Delonge (Lead singer of Angels and Airwaves) spells deafening... <<Not that anyone should ever, under any circumstances, question his reasons...>>

"And the houses, laid out like targets, with a defoning sound, we watched them all go down." - The War - We Don't Need to Whisper - Angels and Airwaves

by The Name's Nothin July 19, 2006

devoning

v.
The act of randomly disappearing in a chat without saying where you are going, thereby announing all other parties involved.

Guy 1: Where is Joe?
Guy 2: He is devoning, he always does this

by hatdudeman November 23, 2016

Deboneing

To start by jokingly poking at someones spine before finding the right pressure point and removing the persons entire endoskeleton

Jane: You ready? We finna give Thomas a quick deboneing tonight
Alexa: You kidding? I've been waiting all week!

by TheKEKEslider December 8, 2019