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dean d'agati 

is an awesome guy who loves 500 Days of Summer. That's pretty much it. Oh, and a lot of people like him, as they should.
Bob: "Have you seen 500 Days of Summer?"
Alex: "No, but Dean D'Agati has! Let me text him about it."

Jimmy Dean’d 

When the promise of being met with the aroma of fresh cooked family breakfast after a night of drinking is followed through with undercooked Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwiches; which are somehow burnt yet still frozen at the same time.

When a high expectation is met with dismal follow through.
Rented a sick Airbnb in Chicago with some friends, but when I arrived everything was broken…ugh Jimmy Dean’d again!
Jimmy Dean’d by Sallycat July 6, 2023

Bully Dean Day 

Bully Dean Day is every Friday. It is a day that you can bully anyone named Dean with no consequence.
Isabella: Hey why were you being so mean to Dean today
Anna: Because it's bully dean day, duh
Isabella: ohhhh ok
Bully Dean Day by potter_is_mylove November 11, 2020

Dean Ding-A-Ling

Dean Ding-A-Ling is the professional pseudonym used by 20-inch penis porn pioneer Brandon Dean.
Hey guys, I just picked the latest DVD starring Dean Ding-A-Ling called "Dean Dong." Just take a look at the back cover of this thang. DAYUM!

Dean Dong 

Mister Dong is a ding dong known as Dean Dong. Asshole walks around with your mother at prom and has a flashlight. Tries to catch children having sex on the dance floor.
Our principal is such a Dean Dong...

"Face to face with a bit of space."
-Dean Dong
Dean Dong by WholyWhore November 15, 2015

dean dome piece

Recieving dome piece in the dean dome at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
Michael: What did you do on saturday night?
Andrew: Not a lot, I took this bitch down to south campus and got some dean dome piece.