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Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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bordel de merde

The French slang expression bordel de merde ("whorehouse of shit") is a more explicit variant of merde ("shit"), and is used to indicate one's frustration/anger/disappointment with a strongly unpleasant situation.

In some French regions, notably in the south of France, an even more eloquent variant is used with the wonderful expression "bordel ton cul qui pompe merde".

Literally: "whorehouse your ass that pumps/squirts shit."
Tu m'as foutu, bordel de merde! = You fucked me, fucking crap (whorehouse shit)!
Tu m'as foutu , bordel ton cul qui pompe merde! = You fucked me, whorehouse your ass that squirts shit!
bordel de merde by Gleufje March 21, 2017

bordel de merde

litteraly : "whorehouse of shit" it is a superlative of "merde" (shit ..turd) but used in a extremly disapointed situation example: a guy found out his girl getting pound by other men would say: " mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! ( fuck!! we were supposed to be faithfull to eachother)
mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! zut crotte putain
bordel de merde by moaddib June 6, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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