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dago dazzlers

Noun (plural): a multiplicity of official (or official-looking) documents, permits, passes, and/or letters of authorization, typically bearing apparently authentic governmental stamps, seals, and signatures, to be presented mostly by scientific expeditions from developed nations whenever challenged by local, often sub-literate, authorities attempting to impede their progress to extort monies or other remunerations in return for “safe passage” through a specific area under their control; the intent being to thwart such local tactics by implication of the threat of condign action from a superior governmental power should the papers presented be ignored.
"Suddenly our progress was halted by a group of armed men, but after a few tense minutes they waved us along, after Dr. Keller flashed his packet of dago dazzlers in their faces."
dago dazzlers by Speedog December 2, 2009
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dazzerooney

a DAZZEROONEY is a male that is very attractive and he has the ability to woo any woman he wishes
that guy over there, he is one real dazzerooney
dazzerooney by kirst the worst August 21, 2006

Floyd central dazzlers 

dance team of Floyd central high school, located in southern Indiana. They are very hardworking, and 25x national champions. they don't deserve any of the hate they get. they give Floyd the hype
did you see the Floyd central dazzlers at the football game? They were awesome!

bobby dazzlers 

The shitty pair of shoes that your one nerdy friend always wore back in the days of High School.
Friend: Aight Melvin, look at those bobby dazzlers! Where'd you get 'em from?
Nerdy lad: Shoezone for a tenner.

Bobby dazzlers 

Wowza!! Did you see her bobby dazzlers?!

She had a low cut top with her bobby dazzlers hanging out!
Bobby dazzlers by Loopsy November 9, 2014