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1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

David dick by Daviddick November 7, 2021

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David's Dick

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

David's Dick by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

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NO DICK DAVID

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

NO DICK DAVID by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

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David Dickinson

1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".

2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.

David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!

Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson

David Dickinson by needs4crying December 12, 2010

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dick davis

A male blow up doll. A doll usually used for sexual gratification made of rubber or latex. Usually used by homosexual men or large un-attractive women.

Women: Your dick davis isn't very realistic.

Man: Are you kidding me? You have a dick davis?
Female: Yeah he don't talk back and let the air out of him when I'm through.
Man: Why have a dick davis when you can have a real man?

dick davis by ArealMan June 10, 2014

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little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

little dick davis by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

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Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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