David dick 

1. Larger than life dick

2.When you take enough extenze or penis enlarging pills to finally achieve a "David dick"

I finally slept with a David. He got that David dick
That David gibbs will take your soul

David dick by Daviddick November 7, 2021

David's Dick 

A dick that makes you moan till you cum ; a good fuck

Side Effects:
Multiple orgasms

Struggle to walk normally after fucking
Babies

Girl 1: Have you ever fucked David's Dick before?

Girl 2: Fuck yeah he made me drench my bed sheets in my pussy juice! Have you?

Girl 1: Hell yeah! He gave me such a good fucking that he had me begging for one more pounding

David's Dick by AlexCollier1 January 2, 2017

NO DICK DAVID 

HE HAS A REALLY REALLY TINY PENIS. WHEN HE GET ERECTION HIS PENIS ACTUALLY GOES INSIDE. HE CAN'T PEE. HE NEEDS VACUUM TO SUCK THE PEE OUT. HE GAY.

OMG. MUM I HAVE A NO DICK DAVID!!!!

NO DICK DAVID by DAVID SEXY MAN July 23, 2019

David Dickinson 

1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".

2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.

David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!

Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson

David Dickinson by needs4crying December 12, 2010

dick davis

A male blow up doll. A doll usually used for sexual gratification made of rubber or latex. Usually used by homosexual men or large un-attractive women.

Women: Your dick davis isn't very realistic.

Man: Are you kidding me? You have a dick davis?
Female: Yeah he don't talk back and let the air out of him when I'm through.
Man: Why have a dick davis when you can have a real man?

dick davis by ArealMan June 10, 2014

little dick davis 

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

little dick davis by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK 

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

Davids FUCKING BIG DICK by safasdfsa November 12, 2018