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A British author who is commonly know for exposing the reptilian bloodline that rules the world. To most of mainstream society he is known as a nut, loon, or just a conman. However, when you get to know his works you realize his theories are more documented, relevant, logical, and resourceful that what is commonly accepted as the truth.
Truther: David Icke is actually making alot of sense

Sheep: David Icke??!?!? I saw him on penn and teller he is totally mentally ill!
by Tim530 June 07, 2007
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A person who believes that Alien Lizards are taking over the Earth. He doesn't convincingly explain as to why they, with their presumably far superior power and technology don't take over 'Just Like That' and be done with it. Indeed these lizards must be mega-tolerant not to have eaten old Ickey alive already. I mean, what have they got to lose?
Thank God David Icke comes from Leicester. Just imagine the sort of mindless, evil, twaddle he'd be coming out with if he'd come from Manchester instead.
by jonimethfan October 29, 2011
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Snake Oil retailer and quack of the highest order. Hopes to use his charm and his derivative and extremely paranoid story about giant lizards to do an L.Ron Hubbard and start an incredibly profitable new cult/religion.

Meanwhile he does alright rinsing out all those same suckers who read the Celestine drivel, believe in the healing power of crystals and think the moon landings were faked, etc.
That David Icke is such a charming charlatan, but I preferred him when he was a goalkeeper.
by Joe D Berry January 28, 2007
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