extenze 

bullshit in a pill

If you have short dick syndrome or merely have a small boner extenze won't do anything for you. If you're a teen keep waiting to see how your dick genes play out. If you're an adult you better have a high paying career or find the woman who don't believe in fornicating.

extenze by irked by dick ads May 26, 2013

Extenze 

An infomercial airing between midnight and 6 a.m. Apparently, the ad people at Extenze think that anyone who stays up late thinks they have a small penis. The infomercial itself is riddled with scripted dialogue with people who can barely speak English. If you happen to be bored while watching the infomercial, there's definitely a Girls Gone Wild commercial on a neighboring channel.

Hey broseph, I have really low self-esteem so I jerk off to Girls Gone Wild commercials after ordering Extenze to increase the size of my microscopic penis!

Extenze by bobbydole February 5, 2008

extenze 

A pill that causes freakish and gargantuan erections.

After my man took extenze, his penis was so large that when I saw it I laughed, and when I sat on it I cried.

extenze by Snoopy Pugh August 11, 2009

extenze 

Something the male side of laurens male family is in dire need of.

Laurens father: Have you heard about extenze yet?
Laurens grandpa: No what is it?
Laurens father: the soloution to our "Smallest problem"

extenze by Gotcha bit*h January 26, 2011

Extended Essay 

A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement
Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink
Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools
Patric: Hopefully the Extended Essay will allow me to achieve my three bonus points, and allowing me to score a 45 in my IB mark. That way I can go to Yale and find an interesting women, and hopefully marry rich!
Tommy: That's why we're in it brother...

Extended Essay by Patric Hong January 12, 2009

Extended Selfie

The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!

Grace: Lets take a Selfie
Danny: Selfies are lamesauce, lets take an extended selfie like a boss to Prince's Purple Rain.

Grace: OMG Extended Selfies are the most amazing thing in this world! Life changed!!

Extended Selfie by Jessie Lane January 7, 2014

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty 

A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail

"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"

We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty by palledenseje1998 November 29, 2021