David W 

giant noob
forever noob
xp waster
slacker
lil bitch

David w is forever noob

David W by Fwayshgod December 30, 2022

david w 

do not name your child david it’s child cruelty, if you call him david it’s a one way ticket to the dole office

ah shit who invited david w here who invited this guy we should’ve invited his hot sister

david w by jamaicandude47 April 19, 2024

David Wolfe 

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.

ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."

David Wolfe by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013

David Wells 

David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.

" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells

Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?

Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck

Hickman- Chyea

David Wells by chyeachyea May 19, 2008

David Wise 

David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.

Wow, David Wise! You're even more awesome than Tyranitar!

David Wise by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 22, 2004

David Wooderson 

The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."

David wooderson

David Wooderson by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009

David wood 

A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”

David wood is the greatest to have ever happened

David wood > most Christian apologists

David wood by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022