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david w
do not name your child david it’s child cruelty, if you call him david it’s a one way ticket to the dole office
david w by jamaicandude47 April 19, 2024
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David Wolfe
A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.
ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES
"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."
"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."
David Wolfe by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013
David Wells
David Wells is the biggest dirt bag in the MLB. He is a fat, ugly peice of shit that drinks beer in the dugouts inbetween innings, but continues to pitch. He once through a perfect game while hung over.
" I drank alot of beer, and had a great year" - David Wells
Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?
Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck
Hickman- Chyea
Hickman - What did David Wells do during the off season?
Keith- He spent the last three months in the back of someones truck
Hickman- Chyea
David Wells by chyeachyea May 19, 2008
David Wise
David Wise... The best music composer of all time! He made the unbelievable soundtrack for the Donkey Kong Country series. Aquatic Ambiance, the water music from Donkey kong Country 1, is simply overpoweringly beautiful. I'm tearing as I type this, just thinking about it.
David Wise by Snebulizer/Nih +grr February 22, 2004
David Wooderson
The essence of coolness and the man himself. A fiction character played by Matthew McConaughey in "Dazed and Confused."
David Wooderson by andrew thorne grittith June 18, 2009
David wood
A true hero, former atheist turned Christian that isn’t afraid to expose Islam and it’s facade “religion of peace”
David wood by Gibbygeo February 11, 2022
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.