David Song 

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

David Song by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

Davidson High School

Davidson High School is a shitty school in Michigan that received nation headlines twice in the last two years. In 2016 nude pictures of one of the slutty high school girls ended up being sent to some of the teachers. This made the attention seeking ho happy as well as the teachers but it was never discovered who was doing it. And then in 2017 some idiot took hundreds of nudes from dozens of the slutty girls in school and posted them on line. Again, the slutty girls were happy for the attention but the police were not amused and the stupid guy was arrested. The slutty, attention seeking girls were called victims and given hugs and treated like heroes instead of just hoes.

Davidson High School is infested with slutty girls that will do anything for attention.

Davidson High School by oceancats May 28, 2017

Davidson Middle School 

A school that no one gives a shit about, and people come to school to fuck around and get high af. Davidson is where your gap sweaters and fake chains are more important then anything. Expect fights twice a week on the snake path, condoms on the floor, and vapes literally everywhere. Although it may seem pretty bad (even tho it is) it’s very overlooked and people need to pay more attention to it. But if you run with the right people then it’s pretty fun and you make the best memories (what’s more memorable then living in a hellhole with your friends.) This schools is pretty interesting you won’t find anything like it. Pay attention to everything because you learn a lot if you roll with things. Have fun. And no I’m not 🧢

You go to Davidson Middle School?

Damn that’s a bitch sorry man❌🧢

Davidson Middle School by Iykyk im omwtfyb October 14, 2019

honda davidson 

Any motorcycle, besides a Harley Davidson, that comes out with a retro design reminiscent of Harley Davidson.

Hey, did you see that cool Harley that Chip just pulled in on?
Nah dude. He just wants the ladies to think it's a Harley. That's not a Harley, it's a Honda Davidson. One easy way you can tell is the price tag is about one fourth and the reliability is about 500 percent.

honda davidson by Bryan Gilbreath October 2, 2007

Pete Davidson Effect 

The "Pete Davidson effect" is when women are influenced by their peers in determining if a man is attractive or not. When Pete Davidson was dating Ariana Grande suddenly millions of females thought he was super sexy and attractive. After Grande dumped him, not so much. Women are sometimes influenced by peer pressure when it comes to how they rate men in terms of their desirability.

"Geez, how is Bill suddenly macking it with all these hot chicks? He's a loser and most girls think he's ugly."

"It's the Pete Davidson Effect. He created an illusion that women were chasing after him, and then suddenly he was a pimp."

Pete Davidson Effect by L'Etranger#2 October 31, 2018

John Davidson 

The name of any creature that has a HUGE penis; anything named John Davidson has a massive penis.

-Bruh.. I named my duck John Davidson because he has a FUCKING HUGE penis.
-My sister dated a guy named John Davidson and apparently his dick is 40 inches FLACCID!

John Davidson by Rustyflight November 9, 2019

Pete Davidson Complex

When you see a man in crisis and feel an overwhelming urge to help them achieve happiness.
-burdensomeness
-burdensome
-difficult

-mr struggle

Rules:

He has to have a sort of corrupted innocence about him. He’s someone who tries to make other people happy, sometimes at his expense. He’s not trying to manipulate you, he genuinely feels hurt by something- you know it’s not your responsibility to help him, but you still feel inclined to try. This need to help him usually ends up turning into romantic feelings.

he said he’s doing drugs i’m really worried for him I want to help my stupid pete davidson complex,

I can fix him!

Pete Davidson Complex by blondeswithoutbrains June 9, 2021