David Harris

The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.

Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?

Jeff: Obviously David Harris.

David Harris by JJJJAAAAKKKEEEE November 2, 2008

David Harrison

Forged in the heart of England, this is a common delicacy in the deepest depths of the mersey river. Often described as "Fucking Delicious".

Jonathan Peters: " I say this David Harrison is fucking delicious"
Katie Money: "Trudat yo dawg foshizzle mah nizzle werd"

David Harrison by Dr. Gerald Bronwhiche August 19, 2011

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david haris

a bumb ass kid that gose to harmony public schools

did you see david haris hes was piking ih butt

david haris by daddy long Legs #zephyr April 7, 2022

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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