davekat 

The ship between the two Homestuck characters, Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas. Weather its Dave ♤,♣, ♧, or ♥, doesn't matter. Davekat is still cannon.

yo, bro! did you know Davekat is cannon?
:33< REALLY! Added to my shipping wall!

davekat by K4R3Z1 STR1D3R October 21, 2015

davekat 

a ship between a guy who's too cool for school and an angry grey troll. probably one of the best canon ships ive ever laid eyes on.

me and my friend: davekat is canon davekat is canon dAVEKAT IS CANO-
my other friends: god fuck not again

davekat by louuuuuuuuuna October 5, 2019

davekat hell 

When you go looking for one fluffy dave x karkat fic and you come back up 8 hours, 18 smut fics, 23 long fics, and 3 oneshots later.

Moirail: why didn't you text me back
You: i was in a davekat hell feelings jam later okay

davekat hell by ThatOneNerdyKidWithTheEyebrows July 23, 2017

davekacey

a very real homestuck ship

hussie: davekacey canin!!

davekacey by yvshiro June 6, 2021

davenator

the product of taking a burger and replacing the meat patty with a circular disk of shit. Used as a prank or sick practical joke.

Mike: hey I just got two davenators from jane, you want one?

Jake: sure what's in it?

Mike: Not sure she said it's like nothing you've never had before

davenator by natgio62 May 12, 2014

Davecat

A guy on a BBC documentary about real dolls, who desperately needs a REAL woman in his life, because he's over obsessed with inanimate things. Thinks creepy, silicone dolls are better than human, fleshy women. See also: virgin

Did you see Davecat on "Guys and Dolls"? WHAT A FREAK!!

Davecat by Real Life Woman August 26, 2009

Davecat

Davecat is one of the gentleman interveiwed on BBC's documentry, "Guys and Dolls". The documentry featured him and his "girlfriend", Sidore, and highly realistic love doll manufactured by "Real Doll".
Davecat is one of the sincerest and most ginuine guys ever and not at all a perv. Sidore (or Shi-Chan) is a very lucky doll.

I saw Davecat on Channel 4 last night

Davecat by 215508 May 25, 2008