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Old industrial town in east Lancashire, UK.
Populated by toad fuckers and dirt bags and well, thats pretty much it. A666 is the only road that passes through and it is not advisable to stop for any reason.
Person 1: I'm off to Darwen
Person 2: What for?
Person 1: To fuck a toad
darwen by Not a toad fucker January 13, 2007
Words you can keep
Darleny is the most beautiful girl you ever seen. Also call as darle . She is intelligent, smart , pretty and some one fun to be around with. She is always smiling and always happy. She is a person who will help you and be there to you no matter what. She can be a little mean but that doesn't mean she don't like you. Everything is a big deal to her because she care a lot for people and her friends. She is amazing. She has the most beautiful smile.
Darleny is just perfect.
Darleny by Darleny March 14, 2017
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Darwin Hoe 

Tayla😈
Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"
Darwin Hoe by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019

darwin-proof 

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.
Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."
darwin-proof by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021

Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.
1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.
Darwin Outlaw by clownsec December 17, 2014
Darlene is a very thurl person. She is very short and pretty . Darlene attracts a lot of boys but she is very loyal . She is one of a kind . Darlene is smart and a great friend .
Hey , is that Darlene”
Her: “yeah she’s such a cool gal
Darlene by Alskfjfirjrj December 5, 2018
darlene is the absolute most perfect girl IN THE WORLD! She's the type of beautiful you'll see one day at the market and end up thinking about for weeks wondering if you'll ever see her again, leaving your head filled with endless "what ifs?". She has the warmest brown eyes that you can get lost in for hours, her smile can light up any room, and her aura emanates so much love, genuineness, and curiosity. she is art in every form. Don't even get me started on her endless lists of talents and skills, such as photography, singing, painting, lego building, the list goes on and on. She has the purest heart that you're going to want to protect from any harm. She caring, loyal, trustworthy, LOVING, extremely affectionate, sexc ;), reassuring, gentle, hot, honest, smart, beautiful, cute, and has the best sense of humor. A love like hers is rare, in fact I don't think another love like hers exist. its just so perfect and precious in it own way; like her. You're gonna want give her the world, AS YOU SHOULD. looking at her feels like looking at the moon, her beauty is just so ethereal and peaceful, you'll never get her out of your head.
Darlene is my mooon <3
Darlene by lmfaosg November 24, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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