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Darlene
Darlene is a very thurl person. She is very short and pretty . Darlene attracts a lot of boys but she is very loyal . She is one of a kind . Darlene is smart and a great friend .
Darlene by Alskfjfirjrj December 5, 2018
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Darlene
darlene is the absolute most perfect girl IN THE WORLD! She's the type of beautiful you'll see one day at the market and end up thinking about for weeks wondering if you'll ever see her again, leaving your head filled with endless "what ifs?". She has the warmest brown eyes that you can get lost in for hours, her smile can light up any room, and her aura emanates so much love, genuineness, and curiosity. she is art in every form. Don't even get me started on her endless lists of talents and skills, such as photography, singing, painting, lego building, the list goes on and on. She has the purest heart that you're going to want to protect from any harm. She caring, loyal, trustworthy, LOVING, extremely affectionate, sexc ;), reassuring, gentle, hot, honest, smart, beautiful, cute, and has the best sense of humor. A love like hers is rare, in fact I don't think another love like hers exist. its just so perfect and precious in it own way; like her. You're gonna want give her the world, AS YOU SHOULD. looking at her feels like looking at the moon, her beauty is just so ethereal and peaceful, you'll never get her out of your head.
Carine and Darren
Sexy ass couple of the year. Carine has the record for the biggest hickey's and Darren has the record for the biggest dick.
Carine and Darren by Talarigo2 December 11, 2011
Darren Bennett
A kind hearted man who is most likely a biology teacher. Darren Bennetts are usually shy but once you get to know them, you will never forget them. Also most Darren Bennetts look like Donald Trump. Darrens usually like girls who's initials are DGD or MLT.
Darren Bennett by yakkkkkkkkk August 31, 2019
Darlene
Darlene by uzumakitravis April 22, 2019
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