Darren Cross 

Darren “not a dick” Cross from the hit Marvel Cinematic Universe movie Ant-Man And The Wasp: Quantumania, formerly known as Yellowjacket, currently goes by the alias M.O.D.O.K. (Mechanized Organism Designed Only For Killing.)

Person 1: Dude, MODOK is such a dick.
Person 2: EXCUSE ME FINE SIR, DARREN CROSS IS NOT A DICK!

Darren Cross by Onion flavored deodorant March 5, 2023

Darren Criss 

A supermegafoxyawesomehot actor that is most famous for his role of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical. He is also a singer/songwriter, and has songs on iTunes. But most still know him from A Very Potter Musical.

Friend 1: "Oh my Rowling! Darren Criss is so amazing!"
Friend 2: "Who's that?"
Friend 1: "The totally awesome actor in AVPM. You know, the one that plays Harry Potter?"
Friend 2: "Ohh yeah!"

Darren Criss by RedVines October 12, 2010

Darren Criss 

Actor who currently plays Blaine, an openly gay (and very cute) student, on Glee. Gleeks strongly believe Kurt and Blaine should get together.

Also a Starkid, known for his portrayal of Harry Potter in A Very Potter Musical and it's sequel. He also composes much of the music in Starkid productions.
Many Starkids get extremely agitated when Darren Criss fans only recognize him from Glee.

Friend 1: "Don't you just love Darren Criss? He's Super Mega Foxy Awesome Hot."
Friend 2: "Who?"
Friend 1: "You know?" *Singing* "He's Harry-Freakin'-Potter!?"
Friend 2: "Uhh..."
Friend 1: *Annoyed* "The new guy on Glee."
Friend 2: "Oh, Blaine?! I LOVE that guy!"

Darren Criss by RedVinesWhatTheHellCantTheyDo? January 15, 2011

Darren Criss 

A self proclaimed hobbit with triangle eyebrows and pink sunglasses, loved by many known for things such as A Very Potter Musical and A Very Potter Sequel, written and produced by the production company "Team Starkid" which is comprised of himself and his friends from college...and Glee.

He also likes to make seemingly innocent words such a "duet" and "vote" mean sex, and he is a life ruiner: raising the expectations of girls everywhere so high that lesser men can no longer compare.

It's a Darren Criss Sex Riot!

Darren Criss by Aerynae August 6, 2011

Darren Criss 

ONLY THE MOST AMAZING SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT PERSON IN THE ENTIRE WORLD HE IS AN AMAZING PERSON, SOOO NICE, GENEROUS, AND VERY VERY TALENTED. HAS VERY INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC AND IS VERY CREATIVE AND HILARIOUS. USED BIG WORLDS LIKE SYMBIOTICALLY!! BORN ON FEBRUARY 5, 1987 AND GRADUATED FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN (WHICH IS A VERY GOOD SCHOOL) IN 2004 I LOVE YOU DARREN!!!!!!!!!!

Me: OMG YOU'RE DARREN CRISS

Darren: (modestly) pshaa :)
Me: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darren Criss by ILOVEYOUDARRENCRISS!!!! July 29, 2011

Darren Criss'd 

When you believed an actor was gay because of the characters they play/played, but they are, in fact, straight

Natasha Lyonne is straight? Oh god, I've been Darren Criss'd

Darren Criss'd by fish6969 September 10, 2020

Darren Criss 

the most supermegafoxyawesomehot totally awesome person to ever roam the earth. starkids get pissed when ppl only know him as blaine. he is the most talented guy ever.

Friend 1: I love Darren Criss!
Friend 2: Who?
Friend 1: HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!!!
Friend 2: wtf?
Friend 1: Blaine.
Friend 2: omg i looooove him more then anything!
This is why starkids rule and gleeks-only suck.

Darren Criss by starkidgirl October 27, 2011