darksouls

A game designed to challenge gamers for centuries.. a so called chosen one you will be but not chosen to win.. but to suffer as another darksoul dying over and over again into the abyss you shall go until your soul cannot be seen in the darkness. Solaire will call to you. Go to him you fool.. do yee not Praise the Sun.. Death shall come to you swiftly again and again. And a Forgotten king awaits the end that is the beginning that is the end n 7+ marks The DarkSoul that suffered the path of the Chosen one.. one could say he was not so chosen after all..

What the fahhhhkkk how TF are you supposed to beat DarkSouls! This game is harder than my dick when I saw ur mom

darksouls by XBuzzXwrldX April 27, 2021

Darksouls Themed blowjob 

When a woman lights a man's dick on fire and puts it out with her mouth

Bro, I got a Darksouls themed blowjob last night!

Darksouls Themed blowjob by DICKBALS March 27, 2023

DARK SOULS 

You don’t need sex because it fucks you everyday

I don’t need sex because Dark Souls fucks me everyday

DARK SOULS by Thicc Pointy Pope May 29, 2018

Thank you, Dark Souls 

"Thank you, Dark souls" is a popular phrase invented and most famously used by the well-known youtuber "videogamedunkey".
It's often used in bullshit situations, or otherwise unfair scenarios.

Daniel: Watch this, I'm gonna parry this fool!
*fails parry*
Daniel: Thank you, Dark souls

Thank you, Dark Souls by the car. July 20, 2020

Dark Souls 2 

Long story short: Death Simulator 2014.

Dark Souls 2 is the sequel to From Software's 2011 smash hit "Dark Souls." In Dark Souls 2, the player takes the role as an undead who bears the curse of Hollowing each time he or she dies. During the player's endeavours within the open world of Drangelic, the world within the game, he or she will encounter dangerous enemies, traps, and most certainly bosses. These bosses can be simple, or they can be hair-tearing-out rage inducing, much like "Dark Souls."

NOTE: Life may occur in Dark Souls 2. If you stay alive for more than one hour, you may be hacking.

Person 1: I heard you purchased Dark Souls 2. How is it?

Person 2: Who are you? Who am I? Where are we? What is life?

Dark Souls 2 by Alteavy April 12, 2014

Dark Souls 

A new way to describe hard or challenging games/situations.

''(...) is the new Dark Souls of it's genre''
''Crash Bandicoot has become Dark Souls''
''Dude, I can't believe you got out of the friend zone. It's the Dark Souls of the relationships''

Dark Souls by Molkwerum July 19, 2017

Dark Souls Syndrome 

After hours of playing the masochistic gamer's favorite - Dark Souls, and ofcourse, dying and dying and dying and getting raped by that dragon on the bridge and dying and dying and dying and dying and dying...

Did I mention you die a lot in this game?

Anyway, after a while of playing Dark Souls, encountering seemingly impossible boss fights, losing thousands of souls over dying and even starting a new character because your previous one had shitty statistics, you start to become REALLY rude and mean to everybody due to the built up madness caused by the above reasons, and when you finally manage to get through and feel immense joy, the people you offended might not share your joy.

Remember kids: Dark Souls is bad for your mental health.

Frank: Hey Joey, wanna go out for some pizz--

Joey: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO KILL THIS BOSS!?

Frank: Geez! calm down! I think you might be developing the Dark Souls Syndrome!

Dark Souls Syndrome by Fruitfly September 13, 2012