Dark Winter 

Occured during the winter of 2003 (middle of January - early March) on the Heroes of the Lance messageboard on GameFAQs. The nude midget hara kiri psyco marked every topic for being off topic. The rest of the crotch mullet-envying moderators came shuffling in and raped the board, deleting nearly every topic. The board was essentially dead, with 3 or 4 open topics at most. Kept from virtual board death by regular posting from five Heroes of the Lance crew members: death2nudemidgets, Dr Slinky, NES hardcore, StanStepanic, and TTRay.

The Dark Winter reached its lowest point when the board was left with just two regular posters, StanStepanic and TTRay. Hopefully, it will never be repeated again.

Hara kiri smells of orangutan feces, rotting trout, and Heinz 57

Dark Winter by death2nudemidgets October 7, 2003

Dark winter 

What will happen to America if biden is allowed to choose his incompetent cabinet secretaries.

The dark winter will come if certain people like Janet Yellen and Jennifer Granholm are not removed immediately.

Dark winter by Uncle Dimma June 3, 2022

Dark winter 

What might happen if gas prices aren't brought under control soon

To avoid a dark winter remove china and Russia from the un security council, permanently. And voila start producing more energy.

Dark winter by Uncle Dimma June 27, 2022

Dark winter 

What will happen if gas prices are not brought under control, now.

The gas prices problem will not deprive itself of oxygen. Someone will need to put in the effort to prevent a dark winter.

Dark winter by Uncle Dimma June 28, 2022

Darkwinter 

Darkwinter, is what medical health experts are predicting to be on of the most deadliest winters ever, due to Covid-19!

I’ve been stacking up on all essential house products due to the darkwinter predictions.

After watching the news about this upcoming darkwinter, I don’t want to leave the house.

If the cases and deaths keep rising like this, we will be entering into a very darkwinter!

Darkwinter by OVERWIT October 29, 2020