Dar Win 

1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.

2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.

1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.

2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.

Dar Win by GreenBird23 June 10, 2011

Darwin Hoe 

Tayla😈

Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"

Darwin Hoe by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019

darwin-proof 

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."

darwin-proof by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021

Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.

1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.

Darwin Outlaw by clownsec December 17, 2014

Darwin Awards 

An "award" given to people who contribute the most to the evolution of humanity by removing their genes from the gene pool. Sometimes given to people who simply sterilize themselves, but most of the recipiants have ended up dead because of their actions.

Basically, the concept is that people kill/injure themselves to the point where reproduction is no longer possible whilst doing something surrealistically stupid. By insuring that their stupid genes to not spread, they ultimately help humanity and thus recieve an award.

While the concept is funny enough, the actual awards are usually very mean spirited.

Inflamable means flamable? What a country!

Darwin Awards by Cap'n Awesome May 18, 2005

Darwin Nunez 

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. hes such a sweetheart and also a fighter. darwizzy has my heart and he was MADE FOR LIVERPOOL. he bleeds red, and we the kop bleed for him! he will do amazing things as he already has. people who hate him are just jealous but we dont even care. the people that hate on him have only made him more loveable. if you dont appreciate him from the bottom of your heart, then from the bottom of my heart, i feel bad for you.

darwin nunez is the greatest footballer of all time. im so glad my time on earth coincides with his

Darwin Nunez by liverpool266 April 12, 2023

Darwing 

A man who keeps to himself, usually shy but if you get to know him he won't be. He's serious about who he's friends with do him wrong and you'll never hear from him again.

He never talks he's just like Darwing.

Darwing by Truthfulx March 14, 2017