Definitions by GreenBird23
colon calculation
Where do you get your information that 75% of poor people are drug users or just plain lazy, that sounds like you've been doing some colon calculation.
colon calculation by greenbird23 September 26, 2013
bus target
Noun: Someone set up to take the fall, a patsy. The dupe who's thrown under the bus when things go south.
The only way I'm down for putting a key logger on the bosses computer is if I know I'm not being set up as the bus target here.
bus target by GreenBird23 June 21, 2011
Dar Win
1. A term for failure reserved for those who's self esteem would be damaged by being told they fail. Since no one is left behind they get a dar win.
2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
2. A win for the human race when a stupid someone fails so bad they are permanently removed from the gene pool.
1. Little Sally ate her crayons instead of making a nice picture for the art contest. She gets a dar win for her contribution.
2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
2. This guy from Australia fell to his death while trying to plank on the railing of his apartment balcony, that's a real dar winner.
Dar Win by GreenBird23 June 10, 2011
Sphincter Bonnet
Sphincter Bonnet by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
Colon Crown
Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
Colon Crown by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
butt beret
An asshat with a smug sense of style or superiority commonly seen in the company of or in charge of duche bag's.
Those frat boys are a bunch of duche bag's but the one who thinks he's in charge is a real butt beret.
butt beret by GreenBird23 May 18, 2011
Failcapade
1. An action or undertaking which runs contrary to conventional behavior or conduct ending in failure, embarrassment and laughs for all.
2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.
2. Any undertaking destined to fail from the start.
Failcapade by GreenBird23 April 26, 2011