A middle-aged man who takes a hands-on approach to life, often spending his time maintaining his lawn, rolling hay, and working at his car repair shop. He’s known for his practical skills and dedication to the tasks he enjoys, like mowing the lawn and fixing up vehicles.
"John's a real Danmarc—he’s always out there mowing the lawn, rollinghay, or fixing cars at the shop."
smart, ambitious, loves to take charge, he's a leader by all means. A family man, he will do anything for his family. Any girl would be lucky to have him he's a great provider. He's also a romancer and easy to fall in love the true meaning of one woman man.
When someone wearing light coloured shorts proceeds to unwittingly shart blood bubbles from his farter. Unaware of this manstruatuon faux pas, he wanders around displaying a design which resembles the flag of Japan if you replaced the red dot with a cannelloni smashed by a baseball bat. Later you will find him lying face down on a bed, looking as if he’s just had his ring-piece destroyed by someone, who was at least polite enough to pull his shorts back up afterwards...
Does Big Geoff not realise he wandering around with a huge DaMarcus tomblob - shouldn’t someone tell him?
Nah I quite fancy pumping his bumhole later on anyway and there’s no need for him to change his shorts twice...
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.